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Posted in inspiration
Tagged Bible, book, Christianity, death, God, Heaven, Hell, humor, Jesus, life after death, movie, rapture, salvation, tribulation, video
Boy, the sermon Sunday really shook me up! It was about Jesus’ imminent return. Am I ready? Will I be left behind?
It scared me to the core. I’d better get right with some things and get busy. It reminded me of the movie, “2012.” I guess the Mayans knew something about this stuff. The special effects were pretty terrific. That movie made me think a lot. But then I kind of forgot about it and went back to my old ways.
I guess I mess up a lot, but I really don’t want to get left behind in Jesus’ return. I mean, the guys who want to serve Jesus after the rapture will have to be beheaded. If people are hostile towards Christians now, how much more so when the Holy Spirit is removed from Earth?
So this brings to the basic question I have as a wimpy Christian: How much sin can I get away with and still go in the rapture?
Posted in Christian
Tagged church, humor, imminent return, Jesus' return, Jesus' second coming, knockoff, mayans, rapture, sarcasm, wimpy Christian, wimpy kid