When mom asked me if I liked the sermon on Sunday, I replied that I really enjoyed the text. She thought I meant the scripture, which was my attempt to confuse her. Because the truth is that I didn’t hear any of the sermon; I was busy texting the whole time.
As you can see, it wasn’t a completely a lie. All I can say is that it was a good thing mom kept cooking and didn’t ask anything else about the sermon, because I would have been hard-pressed to make things up.
I really thank God that I have one of those unlimited text plans. I think Jesus said to pray always, without ceasing. The way I see it I’m doing something like that. I’m somewhat Biblical because I’m constantly texting with my friends. That’s the “without ceasing” part of the verse.
Hey Jesus, here’s my msg 2 u: 🙂
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Quite the twisting of the words. . .Judy M
Nothing urks me more. The sad thing is that our youth are the dominant “texters” during service and church events. They are our future. O my. We have to keep praying.
I’m glad you got the joke! Most people think that the Wimpy Blog is a sincere post, instead of an assumed persona who exposes the fleshliness of some Chrstians.
Some Christians forget that 1.It’s absolutely ok to laugh. 2. There are a variety of creative ways available to spread the message.3.People learn in different ways. 4.Maybe they’re convicted? lol
Keep it up, many of us appreciate the creativity and “realness.” Thank you.God bless!
ROFL!